Well I know it’s been awhile but sadly I have nothing much to report. My prior employment provided fodder for humor courtesy of the stupidity of others. This job is more dealing with animals and so there isn’t quite as much to use. After all “today I wiped the algae of the sides of a tank….a catfish bit me….it was like being pinched by a very weak child….and then I put my hand in a sea urchin” just doesn’t cut it, does it. Maybe I should stylize it a bit.
Jeff vs. The Sea Urchin and its Mercenary Catfish forces
So a week ago I went to set down a hose and it fell on the handle spraying me in the crotch with an obscene amount of water just before I had to do a feed in the public part of the aquarium on a busy day. I mean it soaked through the pants, and the area of effect for this particular attack included the lower portion of the seat of the pants. As far as unfortunate hose accidents this one was epic. I remember thinking “someday I’ll be able to look back on this and laugh….but defiantly not right now….or maybe even next week.” The next day another hose (which was turned off) let a liberal spurt of water directly into my crotch “What?!! Oh COME on!!” I could stylize this story and name it.
Jeff and the Day of Errant Hoses
Just for kicks I think I’ll select a few of the events which have achieved title status and throw them out there.
The Spider Caverns Incident
The Sourdough Incident
Jeff and the Slippery Boots
Jeff vs. Bryan Chan
The Field Trip, The Roommate and the Pack-out Sandwich
Ryan Fills a Love Cup
Well I will call that a post. Remember folks, if an event is worth remembering, it’s worth a moniker.
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